when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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