He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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