Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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