Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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