WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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