so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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