her vagine was all disorganized.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
This is my gift to your gina
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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