I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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