I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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