the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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