Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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