erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
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