I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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