if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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