508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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