Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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