he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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