Its about making memories worth repressing
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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