My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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