I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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