I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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