So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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