You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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