I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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