There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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