the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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