: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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