I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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