Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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