The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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