question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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