I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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