Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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