she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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