i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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