Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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