We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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