dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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