You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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