Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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