You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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