i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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