I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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