It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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