did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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