watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
How's work?
Spinning.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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