Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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