Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
false alarm. still invincible.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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