Well apparently he's into motor boating.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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