The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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