i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
