Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
