Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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