Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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